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The Night Passes Quickly When You're Asleep But I'm Out Shufflin' For Something To Eat .
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The night passes quickly when you're asleep
But I'm out shufflin' for something to eat
...
Breakfast at the Egg House,
Like the waffle on the griddle,
I'm burnt around the edges,
But I'm tender in the middle.
-- Adrian Belew
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