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• Bookkeepers do it with double entry.
• BOOKKEEPERS are well balanced.
• Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
• I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record.
  -- Dylan Thomas, his last word...
• Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
• Q: Do you know why the new Michael Jackson album is called "Dangerous"?
  A: Because the record company execs couldn't spell "Androgynous"....
• FR: Flip Record
• IRB: Invert Record and Branch