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The Only Really Masterful Noise A Man Makes In A House Is The Noise Of His Key, When He Is Still On The Landing, Fumbling For The Lock.
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The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise
of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
-- Colette
Related:
In the episode when Bart makes prank calls to a bunch of places around the world in an effort to find out if water in toilets in the southern hemisphere really flush clockwise
he ends up calling some place in South America before he makes the fateful call to Australia (where he runs up the phone bill for some Aussie-bumpkin)....
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
His signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon.
Knowledge is like a river ... The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
The more noise a motor or a man makes the less power is available. -- W. R. McGeary
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
-- Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America...
Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped....
One coin in the money box makes more noise than when it is full. Arab Proverb