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• As for what you're calling hard luck -- well, we made New England out of it, that and codfish.
  -- Stephen Vincent Bene...
• If only Vincent Foster were alive today.
• I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Stephen Wrigh
• These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves. -- Gilbert Highe
• Avenge yourself! Stay alive long enough to become a problem to your children.
• The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation.
  The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal pay enforcement officer....
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it.
  Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way....