The Psblurtex Is An 18-inch Long Anaconda That Hides In The Gentlemen's Outfitting Departments Of Amazonian Stores And Is Often Bought By Mistake Since Its Colors Are Those Of The London Reform Club.

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The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's
outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake
since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its
victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before
running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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