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• The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaig
  `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live...
• If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.
• Soviet Union. -- Oxymoro
• Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
  My friends all think I'm a servant of Satan because I get my paycheck from Microsoft," explained Microserf Eric Eshleman....
• ime bomb n. A subspecies of logic bomb that is triggered by reaching some preset time, either once or periodically.
  There are numerous legends about time bombs set up by programmers in their employers' machines, to go off if the programmer is fired or laid off and is not present to perform the appropriate suppressing action periodically....
• ime bomb: n. A subspecies of {logic bomb} that is triggered by reaching some preset time, either once or periodically.
  There are numerous legends about time bombs set up by programmers in their employers' machines, to go off if the programmer is fired or laid off and is not present to perform the appropriate suppressing action periodically....
• At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the soviets.
  American : "And in the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1....
• Now what the f..k do I do? -- The Russian cosmonaut after the collapse of the Soviet Unio
• Political Correctness failed in the Soviet Union!