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• Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God.
  -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)...
• I see no wisdom in saving up indignation for a rainy day. -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)
• It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil to pon you and yours from bad to worse.
• So many heads so many wits. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. iii
• Men are blind in their own cause. -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)
• Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
• I read it on USENET so it must be true.
• My wife and I were in Las Vegas. My wife called down and asked for room service--and a half hour later they send up a table and a dealer.
  Of course, my wife doesn't gamble, so she sent the table back....
• So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good
  o far as we do evil or good, we are human: and it is better, in a paradoxical way, to do evil than to do nothing...