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  The body of his mother lying in the summer ground, He fled the town....
• A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.
  He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr....
• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• The following appeared in a memo from the mayor of the town of Hopewell.
  "Two years ago, the town of Ocean View built a new municipal golf course and resort hotel....
• A man from AI walked across the mountains to SAIL to see the Master, Knuth.
  When he arrived, the Master was nowhere to be found....