There Are Four Stages To A Marriage. First There's The Affair, Then There's The Marriage, Then Children And Finally The Fourth Stage, Without Which You Cannot Know A Woman, The Divorce.

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There are four stages to a marriage. First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
-- Norman Mailer

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ROWLAND
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver.
In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees....
Open marriage is nature's way of telling you you need a divorce. -- Marshall Brickma

There Are Four Stages To A Marriage. First There's The Affair, Then There's The Marriage, Then Children And Finally The Fourth Stage, Without Which You Cannot Know A Woman, The Divorce.

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