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• Compulsory volunteers. -- Oxymoro
• Parking for ACME Sign Company Customers Only. Violators will be victims of violent terrorist actions at owner's expense.
• Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume authority.
• Scouter Truth: Dishwashing is the hardest activity to get volunteers.
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
  -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
• Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
  -- Samuel Butle...