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• Always make water when you can. -- Duke of Wellingto
• Circumstances over which I have no control. -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852)
• There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Letter to Mr. Huskisso...
• They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly.
  -- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads....
• I *LIKE* IT!! -- Delinquent w/cannon in ROBOCOP
• For this is England's greatest son, He that gain'd a hundred fights, And never lost an English gun.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Ode on the Death of the Duke of Wellington, Stanza 6...
• I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Upon seeing the first Reformed Parliame...
• Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Despatch, 1815...
• Not once or twice in our rough-island story The path of duty was the way to glory.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Ode on the Death of the Duke of Wellington, Stanza 8...