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• Just say "NO!" to death and taxes.
• There is never a convenient time for death, for taxes or for childbirth, but all these things happen and we manage to survive them all.
  Some are a joy, others a relief, but taxes are for sure no fun....
• The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
• In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Frankli
• In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. FRANKLIN
• Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon.
  Possibly the horror that Zaphod experienced at the prospect of being reunited with his deceased relatives led on to the thought that they might just feel the same way about him and, what's more, be able to do something about helping to postpone this reunion....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• We're not afraid, its just that we have this thing about death.