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• Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• PASSION -- a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel what you never felt before.
• You die...
• You will feel as much like you did yesterday as you do today.
• Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
• A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't.
  -- Smythe, "Andy Capp...
• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.