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• Probably all the organic beings which have ever lived on this earth have descended from some one primordial form, into which live was first breathed.
  .. There is granduer in this view of life ... that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been and are being, evolved....
• Internet n. The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET, a U.
  S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network architecture for military command-and-control that could survive disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth...
• Many forms of government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe.
  No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise....
• Marriage, as far as I'm concerned, is one of the most wonderful, heartwarming, satisfying experiences a human being can have.
  I've only been married seventeen years, so I haven't seen that side of it yet. -- George Gobel...
• DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life.
  The Dullards came in with Adam, and being both numerous and sturdy have overrun the habitable world....
• The human race, to which so many of my readers belong
  has been playing at children's games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up....
• oftware rot n. Term used to describe the tendency of software that has not been used in a while to lose
  uch failure may be semi-humorously ascribed to bit rot....
• That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
  -- Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ by Douglas Adam...
• Most of us have been at work for several hours now.