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There's Nothing Worse For Your Business Than Extra Santa Clauses Smoking In The Men's Room.
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There's nothing worse for your business than
extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.
-- W. Bossert
Related:
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Oh, don't mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite.
-- The Winter Warlock, in _Santa Claus is Comin' to Town_...
If God told me to quit smoking, I'd say 'Mind your own business.' -- Mike Vera
There is nothing worse than being peerless in a peer-review system.
Better to break your word than do worse in keeping it. -- Thomas Fulle
Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.