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• What do you get when you cross a vagina with a silicon chip? A cunt that knows everything.
• The only thing worse than having a boss is being a boss.
• VAX. For those who care enough to steal the very best.
  -- A microscopic message on the silicon chip inside one of Digital Equipment's often stolen computer designs....
• And the silicon chip inside her head, got switched to "Overload"...
• Pentium - It's a computer chip AND a space heater!
• The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
  -- Wernher Von Braun when asked if man can be replaced -- by computer in spacefligh...
• My other computer is a Silicon Graphics Workstation.