Vegetables Are What Food Eats. Fruit Are Vegetables That Fool You By Tasting Good.

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Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams

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