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Vegetables Are What Food Eats. Fruit Are Vegetables That Fool You By Tasting Good.
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Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams
Related:
Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good....
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals .
.. almost all varieties of meat are good enough to be better than vegetables, except veal....
Vegetables are murder.
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Red Vegetables: B. Troo
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprou
The following appeared in a memo written by the head of the Gorham School.
"Our school cafeteria should make changes in the lunches that it serves in order to improve the health of our students....