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• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  ! -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?
  !" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe: believe life
  it teaches better than book or orator. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Nietzsche...
• If you believe that discrimination exists, it will. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
• You wouldn't believe what she can do with a carton of milk and a tuning fork!