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Bowling?" "You Know. Thats Where A Big Black Thing Knocks Down A Lot Of Little White Things.
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"Bowling?"
"You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little
white things."
"That sounds like the A-Team to me."
-- Keith "Badger" Vallenti found this on a channel flip
-- from Don Adam's CHECK IT OUT
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