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• Now my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
  I have read and heard many attempts at a systematic account of it, from materialism and theosophy to the Christian systems or that of Kant, and I have always felt that they were too simple....
• I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy.
  Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy....
• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....
• We have gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead.
  And yet it should be noted in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of a new light, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
  -- Anatole France...
• If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
  -- Thomas A. Ediso...
• My friend Jones will vouch for me. How do we know that he can be trusted? Oh, I assure you he can.
• We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love. -- Mother Theresa