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• In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
  I have to push the pram a lot. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• We're knights of the round table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable.
  We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot....
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• Pr.Sk: I think we should re-test him. Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
  Pr.Sk: Even better! -- "Bart the Geniu...
• The Algol compiler used at Case Institute of Technology, after finding 25 errors in the source (e.
  g., like you spelled BEGIN as BEGNI), would print "At this point, we suggest you try re-reading the manual....