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When A Man Sits With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
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When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any
hour. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
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