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• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• When an old man marries a young wife, he grows younger - but she grows older.
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die
• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
  it is a sign that two idiots have met....
• A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
• When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the attention of one.