When All Else Fails, Pour A Pint Of Guinness In The Gas Tank, Advance The Spark 20 Degrees, Cry "God Save The Queen!

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When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter
knob.
-- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual

When all else fails, read the manual.
When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't help, then read the manual.
When all else fails, EAT!!!
When all else fails, PANIC!
When all else fails, RTFM.
When all else fails, blame it on Dan.
When all else fails, blame the computer!
When all else fails, BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!

When All Else Fails, Pour A Pint Of Guinness In The Gas Tank, Advance The Spark 20 Degrees, Cry "God Save The Queen!

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