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When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth
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When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred,
He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"
-- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird"
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This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend..
A lover is a strange bird. He feels strongest when he's all in.
genlock, n: Why he stays in the bottle.
When the bird and the bird book disagree, believe the bird.
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....
Bother! said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
My crazy friend has a large vocabulary...he got married.
PHOENIX, n. The classical prototype of the modern "small hot bird.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...