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• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• What the meaning of human life may be I don't know
  I incline to suspect that it has none. -- H. L. Mencke...
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• When a man laughs at his misfortunes, he loses a great many friends.
  They never forgive the loss of their perogative. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
  In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...