Related:

• Kirk: "I don't want to hurt you." -- "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2.
• Spock: "Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.
  -- "A Piece Of the action", Stardate unknow...
• Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
  You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to wrestle the bucket [of `Shakespeare's Fried Chicken'] out of your greasy mitts....
• Spock: "I would advise youse t'keep dialin', Oxmyx!" -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Kirk: "Right?" Spock: "Check." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Check, Mr. Spock? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknow
• Kirk: "Check?" Spock: "Right." -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow
• Nobody helps nobody but himself! -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.
• I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel. Focused on the pain, the only thing thats real.
  -- |\|I|/| (Hurt)...