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• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe
• Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
  -- Woody Allen -- Without Feathe...
• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
  Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...