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• Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they are another's.
  -- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681...
• If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
  Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection?...
• Thou art my own, my darling and my wife; And when we pass into another life, Still thou art mine.
  All this which now we see Is but the childhood of eternity. -- Arthur Joseph Munby...
• My thoughts are my own ... and don't always make sense ...
• If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
• You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
  -- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer....