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• Women are always so eager to urge bachelors into matrimony
  is it from charity or revenge? -- Sco...
• Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. -- Nicolas Chamfo
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Revenge is always the delight of a little weak and petty mind
  of which you may straightway draw proof from this, that no one so rejoices in revenge as a woman....
• Go to friends for advice; to women for pity; to strangers for charity; to relatives for nothing.
• To have a women to lye with when one pleases, without running any risk of the cursed expense of bastards.
  .. these are solid views of matrimony....
• Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven. -- George Sand
• There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse.
  -- Warren H. Goldsmith...
• Sweet is revenge--especially to women. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 124