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Brahms: "So *you're* The One Who's Been Fouling Up My Engine Designs.
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Brahms: "So *you're* the one who's been fouling up my engine designs."
-- "Galaxy's Child", Stardate unknown
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We compete for everything: power, fame, women....
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