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• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Hear about... the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
  She ended up a chopped libber?...
• If you kill the cat, who ya gonna get to catch the mouse? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
• Did you hear about the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
  She ended up a chopped libber....
• A farmer had a son who went to New York and became a bootblack.
  Now the farmer makes hay while the son shines....