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• You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school. -- Saki (1870-1916)
• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death -- H. H. Munro (1870-1916)
• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "The Square Egg...
• Women and elephants never forget an injury. -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "Reginald", 1904
• Prompt $h$h$h$h$h$h$h$h
• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...