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You Can't Kiss A Girl Unexpectedly -- Only Sooner Than She Thought You Would.
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You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly --
only sooner than she thought you would.
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You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal...
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
I would sooner be notorious than unknown.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....