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• It's potato, not potatoe.
• You can't argue with the vice president, can you?
  -- William Figueroa, the 12-year-old told by Dan Quayle that potato is spelled 'potatoe'...
• Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potatoe,' how's it spelled?
  You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go....
• Goodbye, Blackadder. I'd say 'Bon Voyage', but there's no point.
  You'll be dead in three months. ...I love you, Walter....
• You say hello, I say good riddance.
• I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
  Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....
• Half of what I say is meaningless But I say it just to reach you...
• Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't.
  I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...