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A Computer Cuts Your Work In Half And Gives You Back The Bloody Stumps.
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A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody stumps.
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You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home and crawl under your bed.
-- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
.. neither of which work....
You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer.
0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
-- from THE HACKER TEST...
File - What you do to your nails when the computer is doing all of the work
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation....
For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..