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Your Mind Is The Part Of You That Says, "Why'n'tcha Eat That Piece Of Cake?
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Your mind is the part of you that says,
"Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
"Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
-- Steven and Ondrea Levine
Related:
Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. ix...
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
xliii...
(You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
One condition is basic for an spontaneous public speech, and that is that one spend perhaps the better part of a month preparing it, editing it and then reducing it.
One should never speak for twenty minutes when one has a thirty second idea....
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck.
I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?...
Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.