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• Thick as a brick.
• Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
  You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Life is like a brick. Drop it on your toe and it hurts.
• Assembly Language, great stuff! Just like hitting your head against a brick wall, feels good when you stop.
  -- Colin Herbert, Software Development Lecture...
• You may be redneck... if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick.
• A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
• I brake for brick walls.
• Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
• Too old to rock 'n roll, too young to die. -- Jethro Tull