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• Nichols: "Just use the keyboard." Scott: "'Keyboard'?! How quaint." -- "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390.
• A keyboard... how quaint.
  -- Engineer Scott gives his considered opinion of a Macintosh -- Star Trek IV...
• How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lach
• Be careful, the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Yes quaint and curious war is, You shoot a fellow dow
  You'd treat if met where any bar is Or help to half a crown. ?...