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• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Pain is just nature's way of telling you you're alive.
• Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.