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Fry: How Did I Get Leela To Love Me? I've Got To Figure It Out.
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Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.
Amy: No.
Related:
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
Amy: "What about Umbrielle?" Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.
Amy: "Trouble in bed....
What am I gonna do?" -Fry "We've got to get the emperor out of your body before they kill you.
Amy "Relax, Fry, I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge separating out the denser fluid of his highness....
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
You need to get out and see the real world." -Leela "But this is HDTV....
Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?