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Paul: It Seems Dark-matter Is Nature's Sex Drug. It's Like A Perverted Trail Mix Of Penguin Estrogen, Penguine Viagra And Spanish Penguin Fly.
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Paul: It seems dark-matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted
trail mix of penguin estrogen, penguine Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
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What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.
Wot's on the television? It looks like a penguin. I mean the programme. -- Monty Pytho
Penguin: the headwaiter of the Antarctic.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?