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Leela: Is There Some Way To Keep Them From Breeding?
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Leela: Is there some way to keep them from breeding?
Paul: Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.
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The best way to keep good intentions from dying is to execute them.
Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?...
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home. -- Don Price
Save the mundanes--we need them for breeding stock!
The trouble with natural monopolies is that it's so much work to keep them going artificially.