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• Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
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• I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them.
• Sir, how much money do you get for those seal skins? Money? I just like to club them!
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• I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. -- Theresa of Avila
• Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by.
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