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• Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table, quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyards adjacent.
  ......
• I thought upon one pair of English legs Did march three Frenchmen.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iii, Sc. 6...
• Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she thought you would.
• A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to Maddona, a young puppy.
  It hitched its waggin' to a star. A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown....
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....