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• > If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. &l
• Warning: Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
• Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
  I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
• macho, adj.: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
• Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of muy hat!" "But that trick NEVER works!
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• No pain here, no dull empty hours, no fear of the past, no fear of the future.
  Drinking this champagne water is pure pleasure, so is breathing the living air. -- John Mui...
• A stitch in time will ruin your clock.
• A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.