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Bender: That probulator sure knows how to please a man.
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Segal's Law: A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure.
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a man with two watches is never sure....
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. -- Segal's Law
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing.
The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it....
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