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• War is a matter of vital importance to the State; the province of life or death
  he road to survival or ruin. It is mandatory that it be thoroughly studied. -- Sun Tzu...
• War is just a hostile corporate take over.
• All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds.
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Mir" means "peace", as in "the war is over; we've won". -- Henry Spence
• Mixing Bowls May Be Licked if the Cat Doesn't Want Them!
• No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace--in peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons.
  -- Croesus of Lydia...
• Bowlers do it with balls.