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Bender: I Can't Keep Running People Over. I'm Not Famous Enough To Get Away With It.
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Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough
to get away with it.
Related:
Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
No, but I can get close enough that it won't make any difference.
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered down enough so people can afford to pay 'em. -- Will Roge...
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em....