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Leela: You Guys Distract The Were-car, And I'll Kill It By Plugging Its Exhaust Pipe With This Silver Potato.
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Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its
exhaust pipe with this silver potato.
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Leela: Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe. Project Sata
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Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon.
Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child....
In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship?
It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it....
These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see!
Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it. Have you tried plugging it in?